BaD ADViCe

I’ll be at the Vivid-Alt/Vivid Booth this year at AEE so come say hello

(January 9th-12th)

9th Signing 2:00pm-6:30pm
10th Signing 2:00pm-6:30pm
11th Signing 1:30pm-6:30pm
12th Signing 9:00am-12:30pm

Houston, Texas has been a special place to spend the holiday’s. The city is very diverse. You can see the huge Nan Goldin collection at the MFAH one day and go pet cows the next.
I just wish these Texan’s would “Steer” clear of my new friend Happy New Year!
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Keith Crass Joe Gallant’s right hand man writes:
“AVE X IS SCREENING TONIGHT IN BROOKLYN AND THE VOICE POSTED A LITTLE WRITE UP AND THIS!”
There are many reasons why I work with Joe Gallant. You can see most of them in my eyes. And the others in Butt Water Bong Babes.

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Mandy Morbid & Zak Sabbath came over to my house tonight to shoot photos and video for our sites. Mandy is so beautiful.

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www.zaksabbath.com

Two nights ago at Eon Mckai’s Christmas party I started to feel weird. I thought it was a bad beer or something…I rushed home and it turned out to be a bad tuna fish sandwich. I haven’t left the house since. I feel like crap. I cant do anything. I think I’m dying…I know I’m not but it feels that way.

Food Poisoning Overview

Food poisoning is a common, usually mild, but sometimes deadly illness. Typical symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea that come on suddenly (within 48 hours) of consuming a contaminated food or drink. Depending on the contaminant, fever and chills, bloody stools, dehydration, and nervous system damage may follow. These symptoms may affect one person or a group of people who ate the same thing (this would be called an outbreak).

1:06 a.m.
Just watched Madonna’s Truth or Dare again and I’m in awe. This happens every time I see something she does. I think it goes back to my childhood. Watching “Like a Prayer” on MTV for the first time. I Wanted to be her. Madonna reminds me of my mom. Young strong & beautiful.

3:30am: I just watched Vivid Alt’s Triple Ecstasy. And I ache. I think I’ve just seen the girlfriends and same-sex encounters I’ve always dreamed of, but have never had (and will probably never, ever have). The first scene is like it’s taken from my personal fantasies. I don’t know anyone in the film, so this isn’t ’cause I like friends or anything. It’s a personal sigh.

Great porn film. I’m not loaning this one out for a while. Like, at least a week.

Update: One of my favorite emailers writes, “Hi Vi, Damn hon, all you had to say was ‘Princess Donna and Mr. Marcus are in it.’ I’d have been hooked. The music’s incredible too. Hugs and love, E”
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Triple Ecstasy by Kimberly Kane

DCypher posts: I ran into the beautiful and talented Kimberly Kane on set a couple days ago. Andre Madness was shooting an Ava Rose all girl movie for Adam and Eve and KK, along with a bunch of super hot chicks like Celeste Star and Kayden Cross, were all milling about waiting to lick each other. What a job right? They actually get paid for that shit. You know what I call that? Good karma. Lol.

KK and I got to talking about her latest release from Vivid Alt, the long anticipated Triple Ecstasy. It stars girls like Pixie Pearl (be still my throbbing cock) along with Audrey and Otto, and some super hot little Asian girl getting butch dyked in a school girl outfit first in a hallway and then next to a toilet.

It’s the overall mood, all the extra attention to detail, the construction and editing that went into this movie that set it apart. Sure anyone can play with color correction in editing these days and get that “alt feeling” that board lurkers used to trash talk. From what I hear “the biggest most expensive movie of all time” has a lot of the same shit people trashed Eon McKai for doing two years ago, editing wise that is.

Triple X plays with your mood by introducing a frenetic style of custom, “art school” kool handcuffed to a custom, punky fresh soundtrack in a knife fight to the bleed. It’s refreshingly originality serves to elevate it’s fundamental eroticism into pornographic art supercharged by Kane’s raw sexual energy. Watching KK suck cock with that fixed, hungry, somewhat psychotic stare is a near religious experience. I am not even remotely kidding. She’s one of my favorite new directors. After Naked and Famous if you’re not watching her, you’re missing out, plain and simple.

If you had any trouble understanding anything I said in the previous paragraph you should just stick to flat lit gonzo titles with cute girls (being wasted) taking the boring predictable sex in the standard four positions. You know, stuff like Barely Legal from Hustler (which I almost fell asleep watching recently.)

Botttom line time: Kimberly Kane’s Triple Ecstasy is an AMAZING movie. I highly recommend that you watch it…immediately. If you do not then you are a fucking loser.

That’s all.
Get a copy of Triple Ecstasy here > www.kkmerch.com