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I keep telling people this and they don’t believe me. How can one man have so many young beautiful girls flocking to be in front of his camera unless they are getting some kind of religious enlightenment in return. I ask you this. I’ve shot with Bob many of times and I can tell you in front of his lens I’m 15 pounds lighter and 5 years younger. How does he do it! See for yourself. KANEARMY.com

KATJA WROTE THIS ON HER BLOG:
I shot a g/g scene today with my friend Kimberly Kane for WeBeLez.com. This is us posing after the scene with the WeBeLez hats on. The scene was romantic: she fisted my ass and I fisted her pussy. She also stuck my whole foot in her mouth and her tongue deep in me. I love Kimberly, she’s great. We’ve been friends for 5 years now. I met her in 2003 when we booth just had come to L.A. - she is from Oregon and I am from Germany. Today we were just talking about how we had that in common. We moved from an end of the world place right to the center of it all. This is quite a shocking experience when you come from a small town where you know pretty much everybody and everything and all of a sudden you can’t trust nobody.
I remember 5 years ago when I first came to SoCal. I didn’t speak much English and I also thought the USPS mail boxes were trash cans. Kimberly and I shared a tiny ass room at Spiegler’s apartment and when I say “tiny” I mean it. It was better than sleeping on the couch with 3 other chicks. Kimberly and I were inseparable, everybody made fun of it. And then there was the time when Kim and I were driving in heavy traffic down on Topanga Cyn Blvd and she was in the co-driver’s seat playing with a pocket rocket or the time when we were in the Denny’s parking lot at 3 am in the morning and a guy wanted to get our attention and when we blew him off he called us “Oregon cunts” because of Kimberly’s car that still had an OR license plate.

I’m weird. Were driving down the road and I look at my sucker and it looks like a brain…So I put it up to D’s head and it’s a perfect match. I had to document.

This is the cutest video ever! Bobby Starr and Belladonna may be supercore but they really are this innocent.

This is the movie trailer to the soon to be cult classic Jew’s at Sea by Peter Warren.
A documentary about Peter’s whole family on a cruise to Alaska and the crazy things that happen when Jew’s are out at sea….

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Today I “worked” with Belladonna, we haven’t done a scene together in almost 3 years so I was a little nervous. But it was so easy. We didn’t use any toys just our mouths, hands and feet. The scene was set in her over sized bath tub filled with rice milk & red dye. It was really pretty. But don’t think were going soft on you. At the end of the scene Bella pee’d in my mouth.

Keith Crass Joe Gallant’s right hand man writes:
“AVE X IS SCREENING TONIGHT IN BROOKLYN AND THE VOICE POSTED A LITTLE WRITE UP AND THIS!”
There are many reasons why I work with Joe Gallant. You can see most of them in my eyes. And the others in Butt Water Bong Babes.

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Mandy Morbid & Zak Sabbath came over to my house tonight to shoot photos and video for our sites. Mandy is so beautiful.

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Friday night started out pretty crazy. Me and my roommate Scarlett Von Cutter showed up a half an hour late to the party and ended up being the first people there. Everyone was fashionably late so I called April Flores to see when she would be arriving. She was on her way so me and Scarlett figured we’d walk around the block to get a beer at the Dragonfly. The weather was pretty cold for Hell-A about 50 degrees. And needless to say “were not dressed for the cold”. We get to the bar and the door guy leaves us outside to freeze. It was 9:30 and we were the only two sluts around. He finally lets us in, we walk in 5 feet and out of the darkness the door monster grabs us and demands 10 bucks each to pass. We beg “Dude, we just want to drink a beer and go to our friends party you can kick us out in 10 minutes”. He throws us out on the spot. We felt like the girls from that movie Knocked up where the bouncer doesn’t let them in because they’re old. Fuck the Dragonfly.
We walk back around the corner and people were starting to gather at the party. And what a motley crue of a turn out it was! Super rad hollywood types coming out to show support for April and Voluptuous Life. And let me tell you it was B.B.W heaven! Thats ( Big Beautiful Women) I couldn’t be happier. I’ve really started to enjoy the curvy ladies. Especially April. We had so much fun in our G/G scene in Voluptuous Life I had to have her again for my next Vivid-Alt movie. but unfortunately I couldn’t stay long. I had to catch a flight to Portland, Oregon in the morning for my big signing. All and all what a party. I wish her TONS of success with the movie and I’m super excited to be in April and Carlos Batts next big feature shooting in February. Here are some party pics. www.kanearmy.com

April looks like a princess.

I love her huge boobs. I have chest envy.

This porn chick is so special. She shows up to parties wearing nothing. The world needs more whores like her.

Luke Ford shot this video of me and Neil Strauss at my Halloween party. FYI I know Neil wrote more shit then a porn script…Or did he?