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Chris Nieratko was once roomies with my boyfriend way back in the day when I was still in Jr. High or something OLD like that….

-Fast forward to January 18th 2010-

I invite my SUPER BUDDY Chris onto the set of my latest directorial ‘My Own Master’ for some fun and filming to wrap up a secret project we’ve been shooting for Vice T.V. (Shhhhhh)
Here’s the link to the funny yet sad story about Chris visiting my set and visiting the doctor…
MEET-THE-NIERATKOS

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This is my latest greatest movie Hardcore Circus from Hustler Video directed by the beautiful & talented Erica Mclean. I’m extremely proud of this release because it has ‘8′ HUGE sex scenes including an anal sex performance in the middle of the big top starring me and Evan Stone! Audrey Hollander, plays a wild lioness being tamed by an evil trainer and of course the late great Blue Iris in her final sex scene ever on film with Mighty Mike the biggest little midget in porn! Hardcore Circus is also shot beautifully on HD video and Super 8mm film. Check out this trailer below and let me know what you think!! I’m so excited for everyone to see the full feature!

Hardcore Circus available everywhere 6/16/09

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Review by Richy Roe & there’s nothing you can do about it bitch.

Director: Kimberly Kane
Executive Producer: Eon McKai

Cast: Audrey Hollander, Faith Leon, Ashley Blue, Jada Fire, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Smoking Mary Jane, Maya Hills, Otto Bauer, Alex Gonz, Julius Ceazher, Daniel, Zak Attack, Jerry

Special Guest – Jason Christopher
Also Appearing – Jason Sinclair, Devlin Weed

According to the back of the DVD box – Based on true events, Kimberly Kane paints a dark picture of a young woman (Audrey Hollander) struggling to leave the dead end life of a prostitute and drug addict to follow her dreams of being a Nashville songwriter. In this world of endless sorrow and sadistic sex acts, will she make it out of this place alive or will she be just another junkie with a pipe dream?

Scene 1 – It starts out with Faith Leon picking up Audrey in her vintage mustang and they pull off the road for a bit of fun. And by fun I mean some hot girl-on-girl action. What I really enjoyed about the scene was the aggressiveness of Faith when she wraps her belt around Audrey’s mouth to start off and then she takes her clothes off. Audrey soon learns that Faith is the boss and she starts to really enjoy herself. Then Audrey pulls out what looks more like a weapon then a dildo, but it’s a chrome dildo and she jams it down Audrey’s throat before she does her doggy style in her pussy. Hilarity ensues, just kidding, but you don’t need to get a boner just yet from reading my review. It’s a very hot scene and of the varied girl-on-girl action in my lifetime I’ve seen it ranks right up at the top. Faith goes down on Audrey and then Faith returns the favor. The dirty talk is really fucking great as well, for instance Faith says to Audrey “let me see that pretty little face” this after Audrey had been going down on her she then spits in her face then shoves Audrey back into her pussy – um wow Faith…my hat’s off to you. They both also use the weapon/dildo as a double dildo and fuck one another while in the back seat.

Oh and you thought that was rough enough and hot enough, well then Faith pulls out a gun, yeah a gun, and fucks Audrey with it. After that Audrey takes her turn and fucks Faith with the gun. They then follow the gun fucking up with some high-heel shoe play where Faith takes her shoe and mouth fucks Audrey with it while it’s still on her foot. Faith of course ask Audrey to spit on the high heel of the shoe for good measure, she kindly obliges. They end the scene with a kiss in the back seat of the convertible vintage mustang, Audrey spits in Faith’s mouth, and then they drive off into the sunset.

As it turns out, the last scene was just a dream after all, it was a dream for me too, with all the gun fucking and spiting in one another’s mouth.

Audrey wakes up and smokes a joint in “The Dude” from “The Big Lebowski” fashion, only way more sexy. This dude obliges for sure…please spit in my mouth…yes mistress may I have another…sure I’ll lick your high heel – sorry got off on a tangent and that’s a whole different genre of porn.

So, onto scene 2 of the play-by-play, is your dick hard yet, have you made it this far? I hope so because Audrey is in bed with Smoking Mary Jane (hence the joint, I guess). Audrey takes some pills, not sure what they are, but they don’t look like Advil. Audrey then puts on her clothes and walks out the door.

Scene 2 – Ashley Blue and another gentleman on a couch fighting over whiskey and smoking. They horse around a bit, any high school gym teacher would have not been pleased “No horse play!”

Flash to the entrance to the “Sugar Shack” Audrey enters and puts her pills on the bar and gets a drink. Pan over to Ashley Blue giving Jerry a dance and he pulls out his cock and shoves Ashley’s face and mouth down onto it.

Side Note: I wish that worked for me in real life, it’d most likely not go over well, but who knows until you try right? Maybe you have to be hanging out with porn chicks.

Ashley give him a nice wet spit soaked blow job/face fucking. Jerry uses her as his own beat off toy as he fucks her face into oblivion. She’s thrown onto the couch and screams and then pulls a gun on him. Audrey from the bar also hears her scream and comes to the rescue with a rifle. As it turns out Jerry was, after the face fucking/blow job, in fact “just joking.”

Audrey’s and Ashley are not amused as his “punishment” Jerry has to fuck Ashley doggy style on the couch. Sometimes it’s good to be bad, what can I say… Ashley later rides Jerry reverse cowgirl. After that they reverse position and Jerry pile drives Ashley in her pussy and ass.

Side Note: Something for all you ladies out there reading this review, please take notices. Ashley’s pussy is trimmed up nicely but there’s still a little hair surrounding it, me likey, makes it all the more dirty and sexy. This may be something you have to see to appreciate.

After Jerry is done pile driving and spitting into Ashley’s asshole, yes I did just say he spit into her gapping asshole, he then cums on Ashley’s face, pussy and ass while she’s still in the pile driver position. Were they watching the Olympics when filming this scene – it was all very athletic/gymnast looking. What a great take on a cum shot, she’s not just kneeling in front of him waiting it’s a nice change – bravo my good man!

Scene 3 – Kimberly Kane is in a room with a noose around her neck and a guy is feeling her up from behind. She kneels in front of him as he readies himself by beating his belt on her mouth. I guess he’s disciplining her tongue so she can be ready for his cock. Kimberly gives him a very sloppy slippery blow job that includes her face being forcibly held on his cock as she chokes on his member. If you’re a fan of vicious blow jobs that are wet and slobbery they this scene is for you. The face fucking is a piece of art in its aggressiveness. If Kimberly Kane doesn’t have her master’s degree in cock sucking this should earn her an honorary degree. She’s then fucked doggy style in the same aggressive manner while she holds onto a noose in front of her. Then reverse cow girl and she’s used like a piece of meat getting beating into tenderness before it’s thrown on the grill. Then Kimberly is mouth fucked by two guys and she can’t seem to get enough as the slobber drools out of her mouth. Another guy actually sneaks into the scene to give her his cock as well. They blow their loads on her ass and pussy (he puts some cum in her cunt as well – his words not mine). Kimberly get another load on her face for good measure and then is left alone by herself with the noose staring into the mirror.

Scene 4 – Jada Fire is in this scene and she walks up to what looks like a waiting customer and pours him a glass of whiskey. He says he “loves her.” Then they get down to gettin’ down. Jada mounts her male friend and feels his member through his jeans a bit. All the while he pays some much needed attention to her tits. Jada finally makes her way down to his black dick through his button fly jeans, but instructs him to “take your fucking clothes off.” This is because it’s blow job time – every man’s favorite (at least for me). He then goes down on her for a little bit – I think he passed the oral part of the exam. Jada gets pounded in her pussy and can’t seem to get enough. The scene concludes with him blowing his wad on her luscious black tits.

Scene 5 – If you like a full-figured gal, then this scene is for you. It has April Flores and Kimberly Kane (not sure if it’s her). April start off by smearing her lipstick onto Kimberly’s tits. Then Kimberly spanks April while they’re both on a red heart-shaped bed. There’s plenty of heavy petting and finger fucking between spankings. April then gets on top of Kimberly and playfully riders her like a pony while kissing her and pulling her face to the side in a fish-hooking type of motion to spit on her face.

Kimberly makes April suck her own tits and then handcuffs April and makes her keep sucking her own tits. Then from the table Kimberly pulls out a big black dildo to fuck April’s mouth. Kimberly straps on the dildo and April blows her while Kimberly lights up some wacky tobaccy. Then Kimberly fucks April with the black dildo while smacking her ass, legs in the air, and her tits bouncing from the force Kimberly is thrusting the black dildo inside of her. This scene keeps to the theme of aggressiveness and submission of a sex partner. April sucks on Kimberly’s high heel and eats her out from behind while they’re on all fours. They sixty-nine and April sits her ass and pussy almost suffocating Kimberly and then she just sits down on Kimberly’s face until she can’t take it anymore. The scene concludes with Kimberly face fucking April with the black dildo, making out, some face sitting this time the views from the font. April actually then seems to fuck Kimberly’s face with her pussy and to conclude more making out.

In between this scene there’s a vignette with Smoking Mary Jane she’s looking around the kitchen, smoking some weed and putting on rubber gloves, doing the dishes, cleaning and looking super sexy in some red lingerie and leopard print panties. Oh Smoking Mary Jane, how I love thee from your beautiful black hair to your pink nipples. I miss you…XOXO

Scene 6 – In this scene Audrey Hollander being manhandled by Alex Gonz on a couch. Her face pushed onto a hard cock until she cannot take it and gasps for air. Audrey’s face is abused by Alex’s cock, and yet she can’t seem to get enough of it. She looks up at him while his cock is deep in her throat almost saying with just her eyes “is this what you need?” Audrey needs to be abused by this Alex’s cock; she’s slapped on the face and pulled upward to get her ass spanked. Then Alex shoves his dick inside Audrey as he manhandles her face and mouth with his hand. Alex continues to pound Audrey’s ass and even uses some spit in her asshole (she requested this of course). Audrey got off of his cock and again is choked by his hard cock and then straight back to the ass pounding.

The vibe I get from this scene of Audrey’s a “dirty whore” and wants to be fucked. Then another man walks in the room for a blow job. Audrey game for his request and blows both Alex and the new man and then Alex goes back to fucking her in the ass while she blows the other man. All throughout this scene there’s plenty of slapping – slapping Audrey’s ass, her tits, her face – very violent and very hot. Alex also manages to push four fingers up her asshole as well, for good measure. There’s some double penetration as well while her mouth is abused and slapped by both guys. The scene concludes with money shots on Audrey’s face by each guy. I particularly like Audrey’s wink at the camera at the end of the scene, as to say to the viewer “I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.”

Overall – Alt porn is a genre I haven’t explored very much, but it quickly becoming one of my favorites, both for the artistic qualities and the raw emotion behind each scene. The editing was stellar with well done vignettes between scenes and I also liked the overall color palette. The music really added to mood of the whole movie and goes beyond just “porno music.” I’d recommend this to someone who’s looking for a porno that enjoys face fucking, slapping, dirty talk and humiliation. I don’t this is the type of porn that you just fast-forward to the money shots or a scene that gets you off, this is the type of porn that you need to watch the whole scene to really get the most out of it. I was skeptical at first glance of Morphine, but when I sat down and watched the whole movie start to finish, I then really appreciated it for what it worth.

This might also be a great movie to watch with a partner because of the emotion involved in each scene as well.

My favorite part had to be the gun fucking in the first scene; I was blown away and hadn’t seen someone be fucked with a gun before. The spitting all around was great too, something I don’t really think about doing in bed, but will now – thanks Morphine!

Music:

* Sand and Water www.myspace.com/welfarerats
* Pearls Mahone and the One Eyed Jacks www.pearlsmahone.com
* Negative Reaction www.NegativeReaction.info
* Thulsadoom www.Thulsadoom.com
* Zak and His Unhappy Guitar www.myspace.com/ZakandHisUnhappyGuitar
* The Treblemakers www.myspace.com/officialtreblemakers
* Teen Slut www.myspace.com/teenslutil

Features:

* Commentary
* The Sugar Shack Confessional Featurette
* Behind the Scenes
* Trailers

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Not many people can shine on both sides of the video camera. It takes a certain breed to feel equally comfortable in the action as well as calling the shots. Kimberly Kane does both with a style and grace that capture the commercial successes of mainstream porn and the artful exploration of the alternative realm….

Not only is Kane a total pleasure to watch in whatever position she is in – be it rocking a dance off with Joanna Angel or fakin’ a love of tofu in First Dates (and you pervs thought I meant doggy style), she shines through as the person to watch no matter how many people are in the frame. As a director, she is bold and engaging and makes the kind of stuff I’d watch even if people kept their clothes on. Fun and up for anything that makes porn more that just the old in and out, Kimberly Kane isn’t afraid to bring it, and that’s just what she does.

1. How (and when) did you get started in the industry?
I got into the business in late 2003, two months before my 20th birthday. I tagged along to a set with a friend unsure of what to expect and it was a very good “free spirited” experience.

2. If you weren’t in the adult industry, what would you be doing?
I hope that I would have discovered art, photography and sexuality outside of the adult business as well.

3. What’s the best thing you’ve learned or best advice you’ve received from industry?
Anything is possible when you’re strong willed and progressive. It’s an uphill battle for a women to create and be accepted a good director and producer in mainstream pornography. But I was fortunate to have a lot of support from Eon Mckai and the “Alt” family.

4. What’s the funniest thing that’s happened while filming?
Funny jokes that people tell while we’re waiting for ‘Wood.’ For instance:

What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

ARRRRRRRRRT

5. What do you think is the biggest misconception about women in the industry?
That we’re all on drugs, molested as children and stupid. I feel the generalization of any one group of people is ignorant. Most of the people that I have met in this business are intelligent people with vision. The old stereotype of women in this industry is completely obsolete.

6. What did you do today?
I twittered happy birthday wishes to Belladonna, I confirmed detail with my business partner on a music video project we’re directing this summer. I tried to watch the 2009 Sem Press lecture by Nan Goldin but the damn video player was acting weird so I’m going to finish watching it later and I’m finally finishing my interview questions for YOU.

7. What would you rather have done today?
Hitting balls at the Golf Range, directing a beautiful fuck scene or shooting raunchy Super 8mm film.

8. If you could do a movie with anyone (living or brought back from the dead) who would it be?
Vincent Gallo is the only person who’s coming to mind at the moment.

9. Who is your favorite adult performer?
Annette Schwartz, Belladonna, Claire Addams, Bobbi Starr & Sasha Grey. I could shoot & perform with these women every day for the rest of my life and never cease to be amazed.

10. You’ve got 20 bucks left to your name; what would you do with it?
Buy a roll of FUJICOLOR PRO 400 and an IN&OUT cheeseburger, fries and a coke.

11. If you were president, what’s the first thing you’d change?
I would put George W. Bush on trial for his war crimes. Then I would loosen the laws on prostitution and give Americans free healthcare.

12. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
Being manipulated by a documentary “filmmaker” and getting emotional on camera. That was SO embarrassing! To this day I don’t talk to doc people and ‘IF’ I do, I’m very careful about what I say because they are all mostly scum.

13. Which is your favorite project that you’ve worked on?
Morphine and Live In My Secrets because it was surreal to see my vision actually come to life so flawlessly at times.

14. If you could have 1 superpower what would it be?
This is going to sound like a totally canned answer but I don’t care. I wanna FLY!

15. Meat or veggie?
Depends on the day!

16. What is your favorite book?
At the moment it’s ‘My Loose Threads’ by Dennis Cooper

17. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Pretentiousness

18. What is your best piece of sex advice for women?
If there is something you want to try in the bedroom don’t be shy, he wants to too.

19. What is your favorite adult movie?
Slutwomen 2 [Annette Schwarz Is Slutwoman Vol. 2] and Nacho Vidal’s She-Male Domination Nation.

20. Tell me one thing you’ve never told anyone else.
I hate long haired cats.

Watch Kimberly Kane’s movies on HotMoviesForHer (and the ones she directed!) and for more Kimberly, check out her website at KaneArmy.com!

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A man with a camera named Ian Dragbo wrote me on some modeling forum requesting a shoot with me and he actually got me to agree…I was still half drunk from the night before when he called me to tell me he was at the meeting spot on Hollywood & Highland for our shoot…

I was still in bed, I hung up the phone, grabbed the cheapest looking dress I could find, smeared some black makeup across my eyes and ran down to meet him.

He was really shy and unsure of what to do with me so I decided to take control of the situation. I told his to shooting me as if I was a junkie hooker looking for my next fix. I feel that we accomplished our goal.

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