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A film by Richard Kern…He’s hung like a horse!

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Report from my hot firefighter friend, He was NOT holding the saw!!! LOL

By Doyle Murphy

Times Herald-Record

October 25, 2008

CITY OF NEWBURGH — A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man’s penis.

Firefighters were dispatched to the Newburgh campus of St. Luke’s Cornwall Hospital shortly after 9 p.m. for a public service call, Assistant Fire Chief Scott Mandoske said. Hospital personnel asked them for tools to cut off a ring. The fire department has a ring cutter used to clip wedding bands from swollen fingers, but firefighters learned that wouldn’t be enough. The pipe was an inch long, an inch in diameter and made of quarter-inch-thick steel.

Authorities said the pipe was apparently an erotic aid, but did not elaborate.

Medical personnel weren’t able to perform typical medical procedures, such as forcing blood from one side of the penis to the other in order to pull the pipe off. The man’s penis had swollen and turned purple.

Mandoske said firefighters chose a “wizzer saw” for the job. The wizzer saw is an automotive tool, powered with air bottles and adopted by emergency responders who frequently deal with car crashes. Firefighters use it more commonly to saw off mufflers.
This was to be a more delicate operation.

Hospital staff prepared the man, who was unidentified, by wrapping the skin and sliding a lubricated tongue depressor between the pipe and the man’s penis to protect him. A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter – “one of the new guys” – prepared to begin the operation.
“Just don’t cut it off,” the senior citizen reportedly said.

For more than 90 minutes, the firefighter sawed bit by bit into the pipe, pausing occasionally to cool the saw. The time duration was critical, Mandoske said. Hospital staff worried the man could lose his penis if blood circulation was cut off too long.

The wizzer saw emptied the first bottle of air and then a second. Finally, after five air bottles, the saw clipped through the final bit of pipe, and they were able to free the man. He was apparently unharmed by the operation, Mandoske said, although the assistant chief didn’t press for details.

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Last night I dragged myself out of the house and out on the town. My first stop was the Girls & Corpses magazine Halloween party. I am their cover girl this month along with Horror queen Tiffany Shepis. The party was fun but the night was young and I was invited down to the The Roxy where Joanna Angel was hosting The Head Bangers Ball & Halloween contest. It was a really fun night. When I got home I was tired but could not fall asleep. Perhaps it was the crazy couple fighting outside my window at 6:30 a.m. screaming and threatening to burn down the building. That’s one of the perks of living in Hollywood! 24/7 entertainment even if your not looking for it!
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OCTOBER 22, 2008 at 8:00-10:00pm Kanearmy members chat with me for free or you can go to www.spread4u.com

OCTOBER 23, 2008 at 8:00-10:00pm CANCELLED

​ OCTOBER 24, 2008 at 8:00-10:00pm This night is very special. I’m completely dedicating this evening to PRIVATE one on one shows all you have to do is go to www.spread4u.com

Want a fun and festive way to support Obama? Check out www.yeswecarve.com and make your own Barack O’ Lantern!

I just made mine and submited it to the site. I’ll be so stoked if my pumpkin makes it onto their blog!

5. Kimberly Kane
Simply redefining the image of ‘Women’s Porn’. Kane is famous for saying “If I had a penis, I’d be in Jail” and she constantly pushes at the edges with her work.

Kane made the leap from performer to director with Naked and Famous. It gave a peek into a world where a Woman Porn Director didn’t mean romanticized sex or muscle bound men. Kane made a clear statement that women directed sex can be hard, dirty and extremely hot.

Triple Ecstasy solidified Kane’s vision with extremely sexually charged sex scenes, bondage and intense sex. Triple Ecstasy is dirty in all the right ways and features hard sex with a unique ‘woman’s touch. With Morphine Kane infused style with intense sex scenes future illustrating the evolution of this exceptionally talented director.

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From my NEW movie Live in my Secrets coming this winter from Vivid-Alt!

White Jesus hates me.

Here are some VIDEO trailers from my first ever domination scene! I had so much fun kicking the crap out of Wolf Hudson!! The scene seemed to get a lot of media attention as well. I really want to do more dom scenes with meninpain.com maybe someday I could blossom into a stone cold alpha dom just like Claire Adams

AVN Magazine:

“A lot of porn is really rough with the girls,” said Kane. “That’s what I’m kind of known for — being able to get a good scene out of a girl by being really intense. However, guys can take a whole lot more.”

Site director James Mogul described Kane’s domination style as “unapologetic sadism and raw sex appeal.”

“It was a little different for Men in Pain, but it was driven — I believe — just by pure sexual energy,” Mogul said. “It was really hot.”

A veteran of around 200 adult movies, Kane has since directed Triple Ecstasy and Morphine for Vivid-Alt.

Kane mentioned she’d prepared for her first scene dominating a man by studying books on the topic, but touts her experience as a bottom as invaluable.

“My favorite part was taking what I know as a submissive and bringing it to topping,” she said. “I also like how [Hudson] liked everything that I’m doing - I’m not torturing someone; they want to be here and they want me to do these things. That’s the most important thing to me — the person I’m with is enjoying themselves, too.”

Hudson said his scene with Kane was awesome and that she did an incredible job.

“She was very aware of my body,” he said, adding that his favorite part of the experience was when Kane brought him to orgasm with the formidable Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator.

“I was just doing what I do to girls,” Kane joked.

I Heart this tattoo so much and thats why I do NOT have any tattoos!! LOL