his name is iggy pop and he sleeps by the window all day.

by night he fights crime.

with what my girlfriend and i (or ex, i’m not quite sure), like to call his “floops.”

or claws.

or clams.

whathaveyou.

i joined your site immediately because i saw a video on your free page and thought to myself “it’s okay to have good taste.”

your stuff is AMAZING. i’m not kidding.

i just feel silly that i didn’t know earlier.

plus your store sells my cousin’s vagina.

(nikki tyler)

i bought ten.

with much love, faith, peace and blissy intent -

shmavid of the mohicans

ps - twelve, if you count the two i bought for my brother and sister.